TEETH (3.5 STARS)

Dawn has mutant teeth in her downstairs. It eats boys' no-no's. 'nuf said.

The first half is setup...a little tedious, but you know the good stuff is on it's way. Once Dawn's "vagina dentata" starts chopin', things really start to get fun. The whole second half is a lot of fun. The first half is my high school life all over again.

This comes out May 6th on DVD. It's a must see. Fun for the family.